GL Lines of the Day

	Lines of the Day - 1998 Last Modified April 20, 1999
	The lines below are actual lines spoken by Guiding Light characters on episodes that aired. They have been submitted by viewers who thought they deserved the title GL Line of the Day. This page is no longer being updated with new lines.

Lines of the Day for: 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996

12/30/98
Alan after Demarco kissed him then left.

"For a minute ....I.. thought..I thought you were..Annie"
(Submitted by Ashley)

12/30/98
josh to Frank when he's trying to prove to him that there's
drugs in his after shave.

Josh: Then explain why she's laugh at your every word.

Frank:well?......

Reva:(laughing hystarically)

Josh: come on, your not that funny!
(Submitted by Ashley)

12/30/98
annie to her self about Alan when she is putting the syum
in the safe.

DeMarco/Annie: You can tell there's wealth when there's a
safe in every room.
(Submitted by Ashley & Slinky, Sandy2Grease.com)

12/30/98
(Ross to Ben and Blake)

Ross: I hate you! (pointing to Blake) I hate you! (pointing to Ben) And I hate both of you together!
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

10/30/98
Cassie yelling at Josh for getting SO close to her:

Cassie:Josh, you were puttin the moves on me!
Josh:woah,woah,woah, I think this thing with Hart and Dinah thing has gotten to you!
Josh:I think you imagination is running overtime Cassie.
Josh:I was just trying to make you feel better!
Cassie:WELL IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO FEEL ME UP!
(Submitted by Lisa)

10/01/98

While Ben and Ross are looking for Blake at Holly's:

Ben: Stop and smell the herbicide! Crazy Uncle Ken is the stalker!

(Submitted by stacey)

09/30/98

Josh: Annie's the gift that keeps on giving.

(Submitted by stacey)

09/23/98

After Matt fell asleep at the Spauldings:

Alan: Beth, don't you have anything better to do than chase after a married man?

Beth: Stuff it, Alan!

(Submitted by stacey)

09/10/98
(Harley, Phillip, Alan, and Lizzie discussing the doll dressed in a wedding gown that Annie had sent to Lizzie--at that same time, Holly received some really ugly dead flowers with a death threat attached to it from someone unknown.)

Lizzie: WOW! It looks just like a real bride, except it doesn't have the bouquet.
Harley: Yeah, and it's at Holly's.
(I thought that was so funny--Guiding Light should hang on to Beth Ehlers forever)
(Submitted by Whitney)

09/02/98
(Unsure of exact day, but Teri is questioning Alan and he calls her Ms. DiCaprio)
Teri : It's Ms. DeMarco
Alan: Whatever.

(Submitted by Kathy)

08/27/98
Dinah: You don't know anything about childbirth anyway.
Sean: Not true, I had a dog once, a Siberian Rbhusky, had 12 perfect puppies.
Dinah: Well I bet you made a swell midwife.
Sean: Yeah, I did. And unlike you, that bitch was grateful.
(Submitted by Sharon)

08/27/98

Sean and Dinah discussing her pregnancy/childbirth classes:

Sean: I helped my dog have puppies...but, you know, that bitch was grateful.

(Submitted by stacey)

08/26/98
(Beth and Harley arguing over Phillip)
Beth: You're guilty because you tore my family apart and you should be.
Harley: You......I can't talk to you about anything!!
Beth: Oh fine, fine!! But my daughter does not have a father
at home---she is totally divided and confused--
Harley: Don't you play the mother card with me! You should have thought of that before you got involved with a man that your daughter had to kill to protect you! Way to go mom!!
(HARLEY ROCKS!)

(Submitted by Daryl)

08/19/98
(After Teri walks in) Harley: (To Phillip) You can close your mouth now.
(Submitted by Mere)

08/12/98
Alan and Phillip talking

Alan: Don't be funny, this is serious

Phillip: What's the matter, did Nettie forget to leave a mint on your pillow?

(Submitted by Sandie)

08/14/98
Beth to Ben at the Towers

Beth: Who are you going to get to represent you? You need a dream team that hasn't been thought up yet.

Ben: I'm going to have the best in the business.

Beth: Who?

Ben: Me!

(Submitted by Sandie)

08/14/98
(Philip to Rick after Ben left Rick's table)

Philip: What's going on with you and the lizard?

(I love Ben, but that was funny!)
(Submitted by rachel)

08/13/98
Beth: You're playing with fire.
Ben: My favorite element.
Beth: Don't push it.
Ben: But I like to push, remember?
(Submitted by rache;)

08/13/98
Beth: Are you crazy? Have you gone completely bananas?

Ben: Is that a rhetorical question or a desert option?
(Submitted by rachel;)

08/13/98
Beth: Do you know that Blake slept with all the Spaulding men?

Ben: Maybe she wanted a better room.

(I love BEN!!!)
(Submitted by rachel)

08/05/98
Jesse(to the police officer):Here's some money, why don't you go buy some doughnuts.
Officer: Still a wiseguy, huh?
Jesse: Still a meathead, huh?
(Submitted by Daryl)

07/06/98
(After Hart and Cassie lecture Dinah about how to take care of herself during her pregnency, they both go into the kitchen to fix Dinah something to eat)
Dinah: I hope you two have the decency not to make out in my kitchen!
(Submitted by Daryl)

07/29/98

Dinah: Why are you consoling Cassie about Michael? I knew Michael a long time before she did--he saved Vanessa's life!

Hart: Is this a who knew the dead man better contest?

Dinah: No, but if it was, Cassie would lose!

(Submitted by stacey)

07/27/98

Dinah to Blake: Daddy believes that you were raped, but maybe he just can't accept the fact that you're a slut!

(The pot calling the kettle black...)

(Submitted by stacey)

07/23/98
cassie talking to shawn.."don't you ever wear a shirt, you can't just go around looking like a chippendale pinup, it's not appropriate!" "this isn't gilligans island!" (Laura wright(cassie) is awesome,g.l. better hang on to her as long as they can.but i really like her with hart better!!
(Submitted by cheryl)

07/22/98
Jenna talking to Harley after she,Harley,just got a HUGH ring from Phillip

Out of all my catberlery days I never could find one that big in a house.
(Submitted by Annette)

07/10/98
Beth to Ben, rehersing what she will say to Lizzy.

"Hey honey, we're going to the circus, and by the way,
you Dad is moving out to marry another woman."
(Submitted by Ashley, *&$%%^#^&%^&$%&^)

07/10/98
Cleva to reva

"so what are we going to do? split up the week? You can Be
reva Monday,Tuesday,wednesday and I get Thursday,Friday,
Saturday......"
(Submitted by Ashley , ***********)

07/07/98
Vivian: Your father's been through a lot. He doesn't look like himself.
(Speaking to the new David... who doesn't look anything like himself!)

(Submitted by Kim Waterman)

07/07/98
(Buzz with Jenna, and celina, in the diner)

Celina: .......With the kind of tips I'm making today
I may have to start pick pocketing again......
(Buzz and Jenna look at each other)
Celina: .......Just kidding!
Buzz: Oh thats Okay, Jennas' picked afew pockets in her time too.
(Jenna gives buzz a dirty look)

(Submitted by Ashley King, *$*$*$*)

07/07/98
Beth to maeda.

Philip is going to ask Harly to marrie him, the thing is, I thought he was going to ask me! (crying)

I think Beth got exactly what she deserved!!
(Submitted by AShley King, *(&^&%$)

07/07/98
When Harley knows philup is going to get married and thinks it's Beth.

Harley:(sad) There we've had are little pitty hug now.
This is the last time we can ever hold eachother.
After this theres no more phone calls, no letters,
no cards, we can't see each other anymore.No more
contact.
Philip:(smirk)mmm-hmm
Harly: Okay?
philip:(nod)
Harley:Okay? (turns away, looks sad)
Philip:(sounding very serious but has a smug grin.)Just one
question. How is that going to work when were husband
and wife? The no contact thing?
Harley:(eyes light up with surprise and joy) Pardon,
(turns to face his smiling face.) I
didn't hear you?
Philip:You heard me. I was going to ask you to marrie me,
that is if you want to?
Harly: (shreeks with joy and leaps in to his arms!) Yes!!!

Way to go Pharly!!!

(Submitted by AShley, **********)

07/06/98
Conversation between Aunt Mada, Michelle, & Jesse:
(this isn't word for word)
Aunt Mada: Don't worry about Michelle when I was young I posed nude more than once,
that's how it all started in the museums.
Michelle: (laughs) It's ok Aunt Mada, but if we didn't donate the picture who did?
Jesse: (frowns, thinking for a minute).....DREW!!!
(Submitted by GL_Fan)

07/03/98
(At the Bauer barbeque when Reva realizes the clone is there and pulls her over to talk to her.)
Reva:What are you doing here?
Clone:I'm showing everyone who is the better Reva.
(Submitted by arielle )

06/26/98
(After Josh came in the house and Cassie told him Sean was there and they hugged because Reva they realized Reva was alive)
Cassie" Josh, where is the other one... We can beat it out of her"
(Submitted by Robin )

06/26/98
(Right after Cassie clubbed shawn McCullough and Frank is right outside the
door after receiving a message about a prowler)

Shawn: You can't let them in!
Cassie:Why?
Shawn: Because they'll arrest me!
Cassie: For what?
Shawn: I kind of broke out of jail to get here(smile)

(Submitted by K. Lay)

06/23/98

When Cassie and Harley are having lunch:

Harley: What's wrong? Is it Dinah?

Cassie: No...but the day is still young!

(Submitted by stacey)

06/24/98
Matt: To be honest with you I don't think you have a mother.

Dinah: I know, she slapped me.

Matt: Obviously not hard enough.
(Submitted by rachel)

06/18/98
Cassie: Looks like we're in the same boat.

Harley: Yeah, the Titanic!
(Submitted by Lilla)

06/17/98

When Cleva shows Reva her wedding dress:

Cleva: You ripped my dress! Why did you do that?

Reva: Come a little closer and I'll show you again!

And later, after Cleva lists all the things she can do:

Reva: Can you roll over and play dead, too?

(Submitted by stacey)

06/12/98
Jenna's wails sound from the delivery room...

Dinah: (cringing) What's that?

Vanessa: That's you in eight months.
(Submitted by Lilla)

06/11/98

Rick: Did I interrupt anything? You and Alan going to play a game of catch maybe?

Phillip: Just a rousing family game of pass the blame.

(Submitted by stacey)

06/11/98
(Hart to Cassie)

Hart: Hey honey, how's the weather? Oh by the way I got my ex-fiance knocked up.
(Submitted by rachel)

06/09/98
Clone: You don't want me to kill you, do you?

Reva: Not at the moment.
(Submitted by rachel)

06/01/98
While we are on the Dinah/Hart conversation....

How about when Dinah said to Tammy (gritting her teeth, I am sure)...

"Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
(Submitted by Vicki Sharmin)

06/01/98
Dinah to Hart (don't think this is word for word)....

"I can't believe you forgave Cassie, a bleached blonde stripper who slept with her sister's husband, and you didn't forgive me!"
(Submitted by Sharon Moss)

06/01/98
Harley to Beth as Beth was breaking down about Lizzie killing Carl (not verbatim):

Beth, you did what any mother would do. You protected your daughter like a lioness protects her cubs. I am in awe of you!

(Harley is so classy! Great acting from all parties in that scene!! Phillip made me cry!)
(Submitted by Kellye Taylor)

05/29/98
(ross to beth)

Ross: For the love of God would you just tell me the truth.
(Submitted by rachel)

05/28/98
Phillip to Rick: Ben Warren is like the Roger Thorpe of the law profession!
(Submitted by stacey)

05/11/98
Sometime during the week of May 11, not exact wording.

Josh was telling Clone Reva that she had to learn to get along with Cassie
because she is family. Clone Reva told Josh the Abbotts and Newmanns in Geona City
are family and they don't get along all the time. Josh told her that the
Abbotts and Newmanns are a soap opera family and not they are not real...we are a real
family.
(Submitted by Janie)

04/29/98
Buzz (to Clone Reva): You're one of a kind, you know that?
(Submitted by Sherri O.)

04/29/98
Sometime in the week of April 27th. I'm not exactly sure of the wording. It was when Harley arrived at the station and ran into Phillip. He was trying to convince her to work for him on finding the truth. Harley: I'm charging $100 per hour!! Phil: That's okay, your worth it. Harley: I KNOW!!!! I really hope they end up back together!!!! they have soooo much passion. It shouldn't be wasted!!!!!
(Submitted by Mary)

04/29/98
At the police station, Harley armed with her wit goes
against Phillip once again. On a roll she says,
"Phillip, think about it. I've said 'adios' so many
times, I've become fluent in Spanish." --should I
laugh or cry?
(Submitted by Kini)

04/23/98
(Josh and Clone Reva are talking after Josh has torn up the house. Josh picks up the broken wine glass)

Clone Reve: We can buy new glasses
Josh: Better yet, we can give Michael a piece and have him clone us a set!!
(I love that they are making fun of themselves for the cloning story)
(Submitted by Jami)

04/22/98
Buzz shows up at Josh & Cassie's door and (referring to Cleva) says, "Who is
that Podperson sitting in my diner?
(Submitted by Jessi)

04/22/98
(Buzz and Reva's clone were together in the diner. Reva was talking about how impulsive she was, letting Marah skip school. However, Buzz is skeptical about whether or not this is the real Reva.)
Reva: You know me!
Buzz: (talking to himself) Thought I did!
(Submitted by B.)

03/30//98
Sean is spying on Reva,and she's yelling at him,hoping he
can hear her.

Reva: You know what if you're spying on me again, did you
hear that? You are an anti-social psycho, and I'd rather be
stuck here with anyone, but you *pause* except Annie.

I love Reva! She's a howl! KZ rules!
(Submitted by Christina)

04/15/98
Ben says to Blake to the effect that she needs someone who can bang her gavel. Ross replies to Blake, "How about the time we banged our gavels in the laundry bin".
(Submitted by F. Bag)

04/09/98
When Cassie wanted to refer to Cleva:
Cassie: I don't even know what to call her, Reva double!!!!!!!

(Submitted by maral)

04/07/98
i didn't like how phillip was acting lately, yelling at harley and defending beth but he's back to his sweet self. He is trying to explain the difference between his feelings for Harley and beth.
Phillip (to harley): I don't think about Beth when I'm with you....but I think about you when I'm with Beth.

WTG Phillip!!!!!! this was the best day in awhile and this was my favorite line PHARLEY is #1 forever!!!
(Submitted by lory)

04/07/98
Harley: Ha, ha! The jokes on me. Too bad it's not funny.
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

04/07/98
Harley: I'm here, alone, and I'm doing fine. I'm not Beth.
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

03/31/98
Cleva wants to visit Genoa City. Josh says, thats' not a real city, its just a soap opera city, and soaps aren't real!!Clone Reva says it was on t.v so it's real!
(Submitted by julie m)

03/30/98
When Josh tells Clone Reva how Real Reva dies...
"There was a plane crash...it was unexpected."
Aren't ALL plane crashes unexpected?
(Submitted by Sandy)

03/20/98
Cassie:
Oh my gosh. Josh is having an affair.
(Submitted by Erica)

03/24/98
(Josh to Michael)

Josh: This isn't great. This is the opposite of great. This sucks!
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

01/13/98
Annie & Dinah (after tearing Annie's viel)
Dinah: "no one wants to hear about your stupid wedding"
Annie: "If you wouldn't have messed up you wouldn't be mad at me."
(Submitted by Tonya )

03/04/98
**not sure if exact words**
Amanda walks in on Josh & Alan locking horns in Michael's laboratory...
Amanda: Oh, a game. Can girls play too?

Amanda has the best one-liners. It's too bad she's leaving.

(Submitted by MICHAEL M)

03/04/98
**not sure if exact words**
Amanda walks in on Josh & Alan locking horns in Michael's laboratory...
Amanda: Oh, a game. Can girls play too?

(Submitted by MICHAEL M)

03/02/98
Josh: I just love you so much
He was leaning against the door crying.
What a guy. Go Jova!
(Submitted by RevaRulz)

02/25/98
Reva on answering machine:
I want you to do something...Remember the happiness...and Remember the love...Joshua I...beep!
Josh's expression had me crying...Come on Jova...work your way back to each other!
(Submitted by RevaRulz)

02/25/98

At Rick and Abby's post-wedding lunch:

Phillip (about Rick): Have you ever noticed that Cedars always beeps him right before the check comes?

(Submitted by stacey)

02/26/98
(Harley to Beth)

Harley: Gee Beth you better sit down, you're looking a little pale.
(Submitted by Rachel)

01/20/98
I know this was awhile ago, butReva to Annie, who is upset about lost Lizzie
(Submitted by Name withheld, NewSawMill)

02/19/98
Phillip and Rick are sitting at the bar having a drink:
Phillip says:"Who needs women?"
Rick replies:"Well, late at night..."
Phillip replies:"Sometimes in the morning... and the afternoons aren't so bad either!"

I'm not sure if these lines are exact, but was fun to watch Rick and Phillip try to console each other with their woman troubles!
(Submitted by Paula)

02/16/98
REVA AND JOSH TOLD ALAN THAT THEY THINK HE HELPED ANNIE GET
OUT OF JAIL. THEY WERE ALL AT THE HOSPITAL VISITING VANESSA.
ALAN: I'M GOING TO SEE VANESSA.
REVA: WE DON'T WANT YOU DISTURBING HER.
ALAN: HOW NICE,AMERICA'S FAVORITE COUPLE HOLDING A VIGIL,
NOW WHAT? ARE THEY GONNA BUILD STATUES FOR YOU?
REVA: DON'T START OR YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS HOSPITAL!
ALAN:I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW VANESSA WAS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF
MINE.
REVA: WELL, SO WERE GOD AND SATAN BEFORE THEY HAD A FALLOUT.
REVA CAN BE SUCH A HOWL! SHE GETS THE BEST LINES!

(Submitted by CHRISTINA, VDEMA)

02/06/98
The whole Cinderella story Harley told Lizzie was so cute, especially the part where she said "another maiden with a smaller foot and longer blonde hair." I love Harley!!
(Submitted by Angel Eyes)

02/05/98
Josh to Annie: "I love Reva...I have always loved Reva... I always will love Reva!!!"

Jeva Rules!!!

(Submitted by KimmerFan)

02/04/98
(Annie in the courtroom talking to Josh, Reva and Cassie)
"Oh Look, its Ken, Barbie and Skpper"!!!
(I just love her, I know she is sick and twisted, but adds
so much to the show, she'll be missed)

(Submitted by Amy Hanscom)

02/04/98
When Blake was breaking up the roses that Ben had sent to her and she said," I wish I could do this to you Ben! "
(Submitted by Angel Eyes)

02/04/98
(Annie about Reva, Josh, and Cassie) Annie: Look, it's Barbie, Ken, and Skipper!
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

02/03/98

After Holly has given blood:

Holly: I guess I'm still a little woozy.

Roger: I thought it was me that was making you swoon.

(Submitted by stacey)

02/03/98
Cassie says to Harley " She'll bounce back." speaking
of Beth.

Harley says back " Cats always do!"
I love these two!

(Submitted by Kelly)

02/03/98
(Harley about Phillip)

Harley: He's so loyal he wouldn't desert you if you divorced him.
(Submitted by Rachel, -------------)

01/29/98
Annie: I hate you Alan!

Alan: Believe me Annie, the feeling's mutual!
(Submitted by Rachel)

01/29/98
Phillip: "Iv'e got a gold card and I'm not afraid to use it!

(Submitted by D)

01/28/98
(Reva to Annie during the confrontation at the jail)
I'm going home to a family who loves me and you're going to hell in an orange jumpsuit!

Loved the whole jailhouse scene today!
(Submitted by Mike)

01/27/98
Hart to Dinah..."You look a little bit like Annie, (pause) it's not a pretty sight."

Second is Annie in Wedding dress and handcuffs, addressing the crowd "Thank you all for coming." The delivery was great.

(Submitted by Clarence)

01/27/98
(Dinah to Hart and Cassie)

Dinah: Talk about tacky in the tack room.
(Submitted by Rachel)

01/27/98
Annie's going to be better, much better!!!!!
!!!!That's a joke!!!!!
(Submitted by Jennifer)

01/26/98
Annie, defending her actions to Alan; "...I just went a little crazy..."
Since when has Annie just gone a LITTLE crazy?!?!?!? Boy, I'm going to miss her!
(Submitted by alliewhoop)

01/23/98
Shayne: "Annie is a jerk. I am glad we are not at the wedding."
Finally the kid is coming around.
(Submitted by Caroline)

01/21/98
When Reva is talking to Josh about her plans to stop Annie & Alan's wedding and Annie & Alan walks in:
Josh: (gives Reva a big kiss)
Reva: What was that for?
Josh: To SHUT you up!!!!!!!!!
(Submitted by Angel Eyes)

01/19/98
REVA: (talking to herself, approx) Well Annie, you bought that hook, line, and sinker. All I gotta do now is reel you in.
(Submitted by B.)

01/19/98
Reva: Here's a list of the most desirable women.

Annie: Where am I? Aren't I on the list?
(Submitted by RACHEL)

01/16/98
Annie: Your not making fun of me again are you?
Wedding consultant: No, no, no, no, no. I make it a point to
never make fun of those who sign my paychecks.

I came as close as possible. I love this wedding consultant!!
He keeps making fun of her and she dosen't even realize it!!
(Submitted by Katie)

01/16/98
(Phillip to Annie after she walks in on a conversation between Beth and Phillip)

Phillip: Annie stay out of this.

Annie: Well, I love you too Phillip.
(Submitted by Rachel, -)

01/15/98
(DINAH TO HART ABOUT CASSIE)

"...YOUR BIG HAIRED GIRLFRIEND..."
(Submitted by MELISSA AND AMY, NONE)

01/14/98
(Hart about Annie)

Hart: Lucky Alan.
(Submitted by Rachel)

01/14/98

During the hilarious conservation between Annie and her wedding consultant:

Annie: What do you think about releasing doves after the vows?

Wedding Consultant: With a flock of birds overhead, you won't have to worry about party favors for the guests!

(Submitted by stacey)

01/13/98
(Annie is spazing about her dress and viel to Dinah, who doesn't want to hear it.)
Dinah : Maybe you can use it at your next wedding.
(Submitted by LFM)

01/13/98
(Reva about Annie)

Reva: I will not let her get to me, I will not let her get to me. I want to kill her!
(Submitted by Rachel, :o))

01/12/98
Blake: You evil maniacal pig! The only thing I feel for you is disgust and revulsion!
Ben: That's two things....
(Submitted by SKN)

01/02/98
This isn't a line of the day. Just a comment
about michelle and jesse!
how many times does the girl have to say "I want to be
with you", "Make love to me Jessie"... she has said these
so many times, i wish i have been countint. they need to
just do it and stop putting that line in michelle's script.
i'm getting tired of hearing it!!
(Submitted by Melissa)

01/02/98
(Harley to Annie) Annie: Harley what a suprise, what are you doing here?
Harley: Duh. To see Phillip
Annie:last time i saw him he was with Beth.
Harley: i know he's upstairs.
Annie:Fine go up & see him, but don't get lost.
Harley:I won't Annie, remember I use to live here!
(Submitted by MmM69311, MmM69311)

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